I JUST TURNED INTO A LITTLE BABY GIRL

"You and your creepy friends make me so mad," she whined. "We never bother you, but you have to pick on us just because we're girls... I wish I could turn you into a girl; I wish you were my sister."

"Well I'm glad i'm not a stupid girl," I retorted in my usual cocky manner. "And I'd rather be dead than be your sisster."

Well Mr. High and Mighty, we are going to bring you down a peg or two," my mother said sternly. "For one whole day you will be Missy's twin sister. That is the punishment she has decided on you."